Don Johnson Movies – Brawl in Cell Block 99

Don Johnson Movies by Reverend Jesse Pritchard

Been hankering for some 1980s style cheesiness and wondered whatever happened to Don Johnson. His daughter Dakota is sexing it up in Fifty Shades and it seemed like her old fart dad may have shriveled up like a raisin on some beach in Miami….But not so as Don Johnson returns as a sadistic warden in Brawl In Cell Block 99.

Now whenever the good Reverend sees a jailhouse movie on his Netflix screen he immediately thinks of the gay agenda. But those limp wristed lefties don’t have anything to do with this flick which is an exercise in nihilism.The fight scenes are brutal and the gore is reminescent of Lucio Fulci. Vince Vaughn is the lead character in this one as he becomes psycho after his hotness of a wife (Jennifer Carpenter from Dexter) cheats on him. Can’t blame the fellow but you don’t want to end up in prison.

Jennifer Carpenter is hotness but only in the movies does a hot babe wind up with a bald and ugly mother fucker like Vince Vaughn. He’s a capable actor but he looks like someone cross-pollinated a maggot with a cue ball in a test tube and out came Vince Vaughn.

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