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Frontier(s) (2007): The Hills Have Baguettes

Posted on October 4, 2025 By admin No Comments on Frontier(s) (2007): The Hills Have Baguettes
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If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if The Texas Chain Saw Massacre took a wrong turn into post-election France, Frontier(s) has your answer: fascism, foie gras, and an axe to the face. Directed by Xavier Gens in his full-throttle, blood-drenched debut, Frontier(s) is a political horror film wrapped in barbed wire, served with a side of pâté and PTSD. It’s the kind of movie that proves that while America might have invented redneck horror, France gave it subtitles and class rage.


Liberté, Égalité, Brutalité

The film opens in the midst of Paris burning—literally and metaphorically. A far-right candidate has reached the final round of the French presidential election, and riots are turning the City of Light into the City of Molotov Cocktails. Enter our gang of morally flexible, politically doomed antiheroes: Alex, Yasmine, Sami, Tom, and Farid—young, Arab, and broke. They rob someone (because, of course, this is France, and someone’s always getting robbed in a political allegory) and decide to flee Paris for the border. Unfortunately, their GPS leads them to the French countryside, where bad things happen to people with urban haircuts.

After a few fatal missteps and one truly awful idea involving stopping at a quaint country inn, they find themselves in the company of a family that makes the Texas Sawyer clan look like the cast of The Great British Bake Off.

The hosts—Gilberte, Klaudia, and Goetz—seem normal enough if your idea of normal involves serving stew made from human femurs. But the real boss is Von Geisler, an elderly ex-Nazi who never quite got the memo about the war ending. He’s running a small Aryan start-up, breeding the master race out of stranded motorists. The family motto might as well be “We don’t rent rooms; we repopulate the Reich.”


Yasmine vs. The Ubermensch

Our protagonist, Yasmine (played by Karina Testa, who could probably headbutt Michael Myers into therapy), spends most of the movie covered in blood, dirt, and defiance. She starts as a terrified fugitive and ends as France’s angriest midwife, fighting her way through neo-Nazi lunatics while nine months pregnant. She’s the kind of final girl who doesn’t just survive the horror—she stares it down, punches it in the throat, and then steals its car.

Watching Yasmine’s arc is one of the great pleasures of Frontier(s). At first, she’s fragile, desperate, and pleading for help. By the finale, she’s butchering racists with power tools and tearing throats out with her teeth like a revolutionary werewolf. You could call it character development, but it’s really just evolution under extreme Darwinian pressure.


The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together

Let’s talk about this family, because they’re the real meat of the movie—literally, given their dietary habits.

  • Von Geisler, the patriarch, is a relic of old-school fascism—half philosopher, half grandpa, all nightmare. He delivers monologues about purity and bloodlines while his grandchildren practice taxidermy on the guests. You just know this guy has Mein Kampf under “Recommended Reading” on Goodreads.

  • Gilberte and Klaudia, his daughters, are the French countryside’s answer to the Manson girls: sexy, psychotic, and very proud of their meat cleaver collection.

  • Karl, the heir apparent, is like if Gaston from Beauty and the Beast got into incest and trench warfare.

  • Goetz, the loyal muscle, looks like someone crossed a butcher with a bulldog. He’s got one of those faces that screams “I’ve eaten a human before, but only for lunch.”

There’s also Eva, the only semi-decent member of the clan—think of her as a nun who took a wrong vow. She’s sweet, submissive, and cares for the “rejected” children that live underground, which is exactly as depressing as it sounds. She’s basically what would happen if Stockholm Syndrome were a person.


Grindhouse Meets Grand Guignol

If there’s one thing Gens knows, it’s how to make violence look like modern art. The film’s gore is exquisite—practical effects dripping with gooey realism. Every stab, slice, and gunshot feels personal, almost intimate, like an apology letter from the director to your stomach.

This isn’t cheap shock horror—it’s beautifully choreographed carnage. When Yasmine hacks Goetz to death with an axe, it’s not just blood; it’s ballet. When she impales him on a rotating saw, it’s practically interpretive dance. Frontier(s) treats murder like a political statement and a performance piece at the same time.

The cinematography is pure nightmare chic—filthy, claustrophobic, and oddly gorgeous. Every frame looks like it was smeared with rust and despair. It’s France at its grimiest: no croissants, no cafes, just concrete, carnage, and fascists who really should’ve stayed in history books.


Nazis, Nihilism, and the National Front

For all its splatter and shrieking, Frontier(s) is also smart—painfully so. Beneath the buckets of blood is a scathing commentary on French politics, xenophobia, and the seductive rot of nationalism. The film came out in the shadow of real-world political tension, and Gens doesn’t hide his disgust.

The neo-Nazi family isn’t just a horror trope—they’re a grotesque mirror of a society that eats its own poor and immigrants. Von Geisler’s “family” is France’s ugliest fantasy: a return to purity, tradition, and order. The twist? That “order” is built on corpses.

The film’s closing scene drives this home perfectly. Yasmine, bloodied and traumatized, emerges from hell to find that the far-right candidate has won the presidency. It’s the ultimate punchline: after 90 minutes of slaughtering Nazis, the real horror is democracy.


A Bloody Love Letter to Extremes

What’s most impressive about Frontier(s) is how fearless it is. Gens throws everything at the audience—body horror, social satire, incest, cannibalism, fascism, a pregnancy subplot, and even a brief detour into torture porn. It’s like someone spliced Hostel with Les Misérables and then filmed it in a slaughterhouse.

Yet somehow, it works. Beneath the madness, there’s a beating heart—a genuinely human story about survival, family, and the price of freedom. Yasmine isn’t just fighting monsters; she’s fighting history itself.

And for all the brutality, the film never loses its dark humor. There’s a perverse comedy in watching these Nazi psychos unravel because one pregnant woman refused to fit into their perfect little Aryan fantasy. It’s poetic justice with a power drill.


Why It Works (and Bleeds)

Frontier(s) stands tall among the “New French Extremity” movement of the 2000s—films like High Tension and Martyrsthat turned gore into emotional exorcism. But unlike its peers, Frontier(s) injects its brutality with punk energy and political venom.

Every scream means something, every drop of blood has purpose. It’s a film that forces you to stare into the abyss of nationalism and still manages to make you cheer when a woman’s teeth become a murder weapon.

It’s horrifying, hilarious, and occasionally profound. Plus, it’s probably the only movie in history where a table saw counts as a metaphor for colonial guilt.


Final Verdict: Vive la Résistance!

Frontier(s) is not for the faint of heart—or the faint of stomach—but it’s a masterpiece of mayhem. It’s grim, grisly, and unashamedly political, proving that horror isn’t just about jump scares—it’s about staring fascism in the face and saying, “Not today, Hitler.”

Karina Testa carries the film like a blood-soaked Joan of Arc, Xavier Gens directs with the subtlety of a shotgun blast, and the result is a movie that’s both a nightmare and a revolution.


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