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Beast (2022) — When Dad Fights a Lion and Wins (Barely)

Posted on November 10, 2025 By admin No Comments on Beast (2022) — When Dad Fights a Lion and Wins (Barely)
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Hakuna Matata, My Ass

Baltasar Kormákur’s Beast is the kind of movie that proves one universal truth: if you put Idris Elba in the wilderness, something’s getting punched in the face. This time, it just happens to be a 600-pound lion with anger issues and the metabolism of a tank.

It’s Jaws in the savannah. Cujo with better grooming. The Revenant, but the bear’s British and slightly hotter. It’s a lean, mean survival thriller that knows exactly what it is—ridiculous, relentless, and surprisingly heartfelt in that “my family’s in danger and I’ve only got a tranquilizer dart and dad strength” kind of way.

And here’s the thing: it works. Against all odds, Beast is both a thrilling creature feature and a darkly funny family drama—if your family drama includes a rogue lion trying to turn you into protein.


A Vacation Gone Wild (Literally)

We meet Dr. Nate Samuels (Idris Elba), a widowed father trying to reconnect with his two teenage daughters, Meredith (Iyana Halley) and Norah (Leah Jeffries), after the death of his wife. He takes them to rural South Africa, because when your family’s fractured and emotionally distant, what better therapy than wild predators and spotty cell service?

They meet up with Martin (Sharlto Copley), Nate’s old friend and wildlife biologist, who radiates that cheerful chaos only Sharlto Copley can deliver. He’s basically the kind of guy who’d hug a crocodile just to prove a point.

Things start off calm enough—there’s sightseeing, awkward family bonding, and some solid “city people in nature” tension. Then they stumble upon a village that looks like the aftermath of a Walking Dead episode. Cue the ominous growling, and suddenly Lion King turns into The Grey—except Liam Neeson’s been replaced by Idris Elba, and the wolves are much, much angrier.


The Lion, The Dad, and the SUV

The titular beast isn’t just any lion—it’s a bulletproof, grief-stricken, revenge-fueled murder machine. Its pride was slaughtered by poachers, and now it’s on a roaring rampage of revenge. Think John Wick, but furrier and with worse table manners.

The attack scenes are brutal and beautifully shot. Kormákur uses long takes and grounded camera work to make the lion feel omnipresent, like a ghost made of muscle and teeth. The first time it slams into the car, you can practically feel the metal buckling. It’s visceral, sweaty filmmaking—the kind that makes you double-check that your car doors are locked, even though you’re in a parking garage.

When the lion starts using Martin as bait—yes, the lion has tactics now—you realize this isn’t just an animal. This thing is basically a furry serial killer. By the time it stalks Nate’s SUV like a cat toy on wheels, you’re half expecting it to light a cigarette and quote Nietzsche.


Daddy Issues and Death Growls

For all the blood and roaring, Beast also doubles as a surprisingly heartfelt redemption story. Nate isn’t just fighting for survival—he’s fighting to stop being a ghost in his own family. His daughters, still grieving their mom, don’t need a safari; they need a father who actually shows up.

And nothing says “Dad’s trying” quite like taking on the apex predator of the continent with nothing but a tranquilizer gun, a first aid kit, and pure paternal panic.

There’s a dark humor running through it all. Watching Elba scold his daughters mid-attack—“Get in the car!” as the car is being eaten—is peak dad energy. You can almost imagine him adding, “And no dessert after this!” before getting tackled by a lion.


Sharlto Copley vs. Nature

Sharlto Copley as Martin is basically Bear Grylls with a death wish. He’s the one who says things like “Don’t worry, lions aren’t killers by nature” right before being mauled like an overconfident meatball.

He’s charming, weirdly optimistic, and destined to die dramatically—which he does, of course, in a blaze of gasoline-fueled glory. When he blows himself up to save the others, it’s the most South African way to go imaginable: part heroism, part reckless improvisation.

It’s a shame to lose him halfway through, because his manic energy gives the movie its humor and heart. But hey, that’s how you know the stakes are real: when even the guy who owns the rifles and has a degree in “lionology” doesn’t make it.


The Girls, the Guns, and the Growls

Iyana Halley and Leah Jeffries as Nate’s daughters are solid—believably terrified, occasionally reckless, and exactly as stubborn as teenage daughters in a horror movie should be. They argue, they panic, they do stupid things like yelling during a lion hunt (classic horror logic). But they’re also resourceful, loyal, and incredibly brave.

They’re not just damsels in distress—they get some of the best “oh hell no” moments in the film, including Norah stabbing the lion with a tranquilizer dart and Meredith driving an SUV like she’s auditioning for Mad Max: Cub Fury.

By the end, you’re rooting for them as much as for Elba, even if you’re muttering, “Maybe listen to your father next time instead of yelling at him in front of the apex predator.”


The Final Showdown: Man vs. Beast, Literally

The last 20 minutes are pure, glorious insanity. Nate, battered and bleeding, decides the best way to protect his daughters is to take on the lion barehanded.

That’s right—Idris Elba fistfights a lion.

He lures it into an abandoned hunting ground, gets mauled half to death, and still keeps swinging like he’s in a boxing match with Aslan. It’s absurd, primal, and weirdly inspiring. If you ever doubted the power of dad guilt, here’s your proof—it can apparently survive disembowelment.

When the lion finally goes down (courtesy of some conveniently timed lion reinforcements—apparently the jungle has opinions), Nate collapses in a mess of blood, fur, and exhausted heroism. It’s both ridiculous and perfect.

Because at the end of the day, Beast understands what we came for: Idris Elba vs. Nature, round one.


Beauty, Brutality, and B-Movie Brilliance

Visually, Beast is stunning. The African landscape looks like it’s been shot through a fever dream—sunlight shimmering off dry grass, vast plains stretching into oblivion. It’s so beautiful you almost forget there’s a lion somewhere nearby auditioning for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Baltasar Kormákur brings the same muscular direction he used in Everest and Adrift. He knows how to make the wilderness feel both breathtaking and terrifying. The camera lingers just long enough for you to appreciate the scenery before the next attack snaps you out of it.

Sure, some of the CGI wobbles here and there—the lion occasionally looks like it escaped from a PlayStation cutscene—but the tension is so constant you barely notice.


A Savage, Sentimental Safari

Beast could’ve been dumb fun, and it is—but it’s also smarter than it looks. Beneath the roaring and clawing is a story about guilt, loss, and the instinct to protect what little you have left.

It’s not trying to reinvent the genre—it’s just trying to survive it. And in doing so, it becomes something rare: a creature feature with a heart.

It’s also darkly funny. At one point, Elba gets mauled, dragged, and nearly eaten, yet somehow still finds the energy to say, “Stay behind me.” As if the lion might pause and say, “Oh, sorry, mate—didn’t see your kids there.”


Final Verdict

Beast isn’t perfect, but it doesn’t need to be. It’s thrilling, beautifully shot, and carried entirely by Idris Elba’s charisma and sheer refusal to die. It’s like watching Taken with a zoological twist—Liam Neeson had a daughter kidnapped; Idris Elba has two daughters and a carnivore problem.

It’s a film where survival is the only plot that matters, and that’s exactly what makes it work.

Rating: 9 out of 10.
A pulse-pounding, darkly funny survival thriller where Idris Elba punches a lion for love and wins. Move over, Tarzan—the new king of the jungle has a stethoscope and daddy issues.


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