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Candyman (2021) – Say His Name, Forget This Movie

Posted on July 20, 2025 By admin No Comments on Candyman (2021) – Say His Name, Forget This Movie
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There’s a moment in Candyman (2021) where a character stares into a mirror, searching for meaning, identity, legacy—and watching this movie, I did the same thing. I saw my own dead-eyed reflection looking back at me, whispering, “Why the hell did we come back here?” This isn’t a reboot, a remake, or a sequel. It’s a film that dug up the corpse of a great horror icon, dressed him in an expensive art school hoodie, and made him recite spoken-word poetry while bleeding out in a Whole Foods bathroom.

Written by Jordan Peele, Win Rosenfeld, and Nia DaCosta (with a story “inspired” by Clive Barker’s original The Forbidden), this version of Candyman wants to be scary, woke, meaningful, and mysterious all at once. Instead, it ends up about as subtle as a TED Talk with a butcher knife and about as scary as an unsent tweet.

This isn’t horror. This is the cinematic equivalent of being cornered at a party by someone who just discovered systemic racism and wants to prove it to you via interpretive dance and B-roll of bees.


🖼️ Plot: Art, Mirrors, and White Guilt

Anthony McCoy (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) is a Chicago artist whose career is as stagnant as his character arc. He’s living in a gentrified luxury apartment built on the bones of Cabrini-Green, the same public housing that once served as the stomping ground of the original Candyman. His girlfriend Brianna (Teyonah Parris) is a gallery director who exists mostly to say “Anthony, are you okay?” every ten minutes.

After hearing about the Candyman legend from her brother—who drops the story like he’s reciting a campfire tale at a yoga retreat—Anthony becomes obsessed. He starts painting darker work, muttering to himself, and slowly becoming… something. Maybe Candyman. Maybe just insufferable. Jury’s out.

Meanwhile, white people say “Candyman” five times into mirrors like it’s a TikTok challenge, and then are gruesomely killed off-screen by an invisible force. Or maybe it’s Anthony. Or Sherman Fields. Or maybe it’s the idea of Candyman. Who knows? Not this script.


🍯 The Man, the Myth, the… Metaphor?

In the original, Tony Todd’s Candyman was a tragic, romantic, terrifying figure. A ghost of racial violence wielding a hook and whispering sweet nothings like he wanted to murder you and take you on a date. He was unforgettable.

Here? He’s a blurry silhouette in a bathroom mirror. Sometimes it’s a guy in a yellow coat. Sometimes it’s bees. Sometimes it’s Yahya staring off into space like he’s trying to remember what movie he’s in. The mythology is reworked to be a hive-mind—literally. Candyman is now all victims of racial injustice rolled into one murder-bee spirit. It’s trauma Voltron with a hook hand.

This new concept could’ve been interesting, but the film fumbles it like a philosophy major trying to explain Kafka using sock puppets. Instead of sharpening Candyman’s legend, it blunts him. He’s no longer a haunting presence. He’s a thesis statement in a horror costume.


🔨 Tone: Part Slasher, Part Lecture

Look, horror can be political. It should be. But if your movie sounds like it was co-written by a grad student during a protest and a marketing team from A24, it might be time to inject a little more “boo” and a little less “PowerPoint.”

Every line of dialogue in this movie sounds like it should be followed by a slow nod and a discussion group. “Gentrification is violence,” one character says. Another laments that art is stolen and repackaged by the elite. All valid points—but when characters are speaking like blog posts while someone’s being gutted by a ghost in the next room, it kills the mood.

Imagine Freddy Krueger showing up in your dream, but instead of slashing you, he gives a TED Talk on the prison industrial complex. That’s Candyman (2021).


🎨 The Horror: Filtered and Toothless

DaCosta can direct. The visuals are stylish, often beautiful. But horror isn’t just aesthetic—it’s tension, it’s dread, it’s pacing. This film is so concerned with being art that it forgets to be scary. Most kills are bloodless or happen off-screen, and when they do show gore, it’s buried under reflection gimmicks and slow zooms.

The scene where a white art critic gets offed in her high-rise apartment should be terrifying. Instead, it’s a wide shot from across the street as the window fills with red. It’s abstract. Detached. Sterile. Like horror as seen through the lens of a museum security camera.

Even the mirror gimmick gets stale. Yes, Candyman appears in reflections. Cool. Now use that to do something. Anything. Instead, it’s just a parade of characters staring into mirrors like they’re waiting for their ring light to turn on.


🐝 Bees, Trauma, and Muddled Metaphors

Bees swarm, arms get stung, skin peels, and Anthony slowly mutates into… what exactly? Candyman’s heir? Victim? Mascot? By the end, his body is half-ruined, his hand replaced with a hook, and he’s mumbling like he overdosed on NyQuil.

There’s a cameo by Tony Todd’s Candyman in the final moments, but it’s so brief and tacked-on you half expect him to say, “I’m only here for the fans. Bye.” Even his voice sounds like it’s phoned in from a Spirit Halloween store.

And the film’s closing message? A cop kills Anthony, and then Candyman is reborn as a righteous angel of vengeance. Social commentary? Maybe. Or maybe the script just got tired and said, “Let’s end this with bees and a monologue.”


🧾 Final Lament

Candyman (2021) is a film that wants to sting but forgets to sharpen its hook. It mistakes social relevance for storytelling, and metaphor for menace. What was once elegant, horrifying folklore is now a lecture hall with occasional blood spatter.

Yes, the issues it raises matter. But when your horror icon becomes an allegory first and a monster second, you lose what made him terrifying to begin with. There’s a difference between horror that says something and horror that only says something. One haunts you. The other leaves you scrolling your phone halfway through.


Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Vanity Mirrors

Say his name five times if you want. But don’t say this version. Say Tony Todd’s. Say Bernard Rose’s. Say the one that whispered, “Be my victim,” not “Be my metaphor.” This one? This one’s all buzz and no sting.

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