Grimcutty is what happens when your parents’ Facebook panic posts get a movie deal. It’s allegedly a horror film about an internet meme come to life. In practice, it’s more like a 90-minute “DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ONLINE” PowerPoint presentation, except the PowerPoint is shaped like a tall, gray, badly-CGI’d creepypasta with scoliosis and … Read More “Grimcutty” »
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a Charles Bronson impersonator wandered onto the set of a bargain-bin exorcism movie and everyone just decided to roll with it, Exorcist Vengeance is your answer. It’s like someone fed a bootleg copy of Death Wish and The Exorcist into a malfunctioning AI script generator and then … Read More “Exorcist Vengeance” »
If you’ve ever had the intrusive thought, “What if every sweet old abuelito on the block suddenly decided society had it coming?”, The Elderly is that thought turned into a slow, sweaty, quietly deranged horror film. This isn’t “aww, grandpa is being quirky.” This is “grandpa is staring at the wall at 3 a.m. in … Read More “The Elderly” »
Dark Nature is what happens when someone hears “trauma horror” and decides to take it literally, then forgets to add tension, originality, or a creature that doesn’t look like it wandered in from a different, cheaper movie. It’s the cinematic equivalent of a trust exercise gone wrong: you close your eyes, fall backward, and instead … Read More “Dark Nature” »
If Cryptid proved anything for me, it’s that sometimes the real monster is… time. Specifically, the 90-ish minutes you’ll never get back. On paper, this thing sounds promising: rural Maine, suspicious animal attacks, officials yelling “It’s just a bear!” while people are being peeled like string cheese, and two stubborn journalists chasing a maybe-legendary creature. … Read More “Cryptid” »
If you’ve ever watched Terminator and thought, “This is great, but what if he was wearing a Santa suit and everyone was drunk and horny?” then Christmas Bloody Christmas is basically your new seasonal classic. Joe Begos takes the most chaotic parts of Christmas—too much booze, questionable decisions, loud music—and throws a defense-department murder-bot in … Read More “Christmas Bloody Christmas” »
If you’ve ever looked at a cute koala video and thought, “Australia can’t be that dangerous,” Carnifex is here to gently remind you that the continent once produced a lion-sized murder-possum and the ecosystem has not forgotten. Sean Lahiff’s Carnifex is a lean, sincere, creature-feature with an eco-horror backbone: part bushfire documentary, part monster movie, … Read More “Carnifex” »
Bones and All is the sweetest, softest, most romantic film about emotionally damaged cannibals you’re ever likely to see—and if that sentence makes you flinch and lean in at the same time, you’re exactly its target audience. Luca Guadagnino takes what could’ve been an edgy gimmick (“they eat people, but it’s artsy”) and instead crafts … Read More “Bones and All” »
If you’ve ever watched a slasher and thought, “This would be better if the killer was a board game nerd with generational trauma and a deep sense of petty,” Bitch Ass has you covered. Bill Posley’s feature debut is a low-budget, high-attitude crime-horror mashup that walks into the genre, kicks open the door, and announces: … Read More “Bitch Ass” »
Attachment is the very specific nightmare of falling in love on a charming, slightly chaotic day… and waking up in a horror movie where your biggest enemy might be your girlfriend’s mom, or a demon, or both working a joint venture. Gabriel Bier Gislason’s debut is a romantic horror that takes sapphic meet-cute energy, crashes … Read More “Love, Demons, and Your Girlfriend’s Mother” »