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“Taste the Blood of Dracula” (1970) Review – Or: How to Get Hammered on Victorian Hypocrisy and Hemoglobin

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Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re going to summon Dracula back from the grave using powdered blood and a cult séance, maybe don’t flake out halfway through the ritual. It’s rude, it’s tacky, and worst of all—it pisses off the Prince of Darkness. And when Dracula gets pissed, he doesn’t file a complaint with HR. He rips your soul out and puts it in a gothic blender set to apocalyptic revenge.

Directed by Peter Sasdy, Taste the Blood of Dracula is the fifth entry in Hammer’s vampiric cash cow and a surprisingly elegant cocktail of baroque horror, ecclesiastical shade, and late-stage Victorian sleaze. The blood runs thick, the morals are thin, and the whole affair feels like a British morality play staged inside a bordello with velvet curtains and a body count.

This was Sasdy’s debut in the Hammer horror universe, and the man directs like he’s got Christopher Lee’s cape sewn into his spine. There’s a certain sophistication in the way he frames the hypocrisy of the English upper crust—those crusty old bastards who sip brandy with one hand and strangle innocence with the other. Sasdy treats vampirism not just as supernatural menace, but as social retribution, like a gothic IRS audit of the corrupt.

Christopher Lee, back again as Dracula (probably with the world’s most reluctant contract signature), has all of six lines and about ten minutes of screen time, but he still dominates the film like a taxidermied thunderstorm. When Lee glares into the camera, it’s as if Satan himself just got hit with a lighting rig and decided to take it personally. The man could make a simple stare feel like a Shakespearean dagger made of shadows.

The story is gloriously lurid. It follows a trio of uptight, supposedly respectable gentlemen—Hargood (Geoffrey Keen), Paxton (Peter Sallis), and Secker (John Carson)—who are bored of Sunday church and tired of their repressed lives. So naturally, they fall in with a dandy occultist named Lord Courtley, who has the fashion sense of a Liberace séance and the moral compass of a cobra. Courtley buys Dracula’s ashes, mixes them with his own blood like some cursed Kool-Aid, and invites the three gents to “taste the blood of Dracula.”

Spoiler: they chicken out. And because they’re cowardly and insufferable, they beat Courtley to death instead of finishing the ritual. Big mistake. Dracula isn’t one to let a murder go unpunished, especially when his remains are involved. So he rises again, powered by rage and powdered aristocrat, to wreak havoc on the men who wronged him. But rather than go full frontal on the foggy streets of London, Dracula plays it classy—he uses their own children to exact his revenge.

This is where the film bites down hardest. Sasdy doesn’t lean on gore (though there’s enough red sauce to stain your cravat); he leans on subtext. These men, who preached virtue and punished vice, are hoisted by their own libidinal petards. Their daughters and sons, tired of being puppets in their fathers’ theater of piety, become Dracula’s instruments. There’s something deliciously ironic about watching buttoned-up hypocrites die at the hands of the very youth they tried to repress—like seeing a Victorian Daily Mail editor get strangled with his own chastity belt.

The performances are uniformly excellent. Linda Hayden, as Alice Hargood, radiates innocent rebellion. Her transformation from doe-eyed daughter to vampiric femme fatalé is handled with a slow, almost operatic tension. She’s like a porcelain doll slowly filling with arsenic. Meanwhile, Geoffrey Keen plays her father with the clenched teeth and bitter soul of a man who polishes his sins with moral superiority.

The cinematography is pure Hammer—rich reds, purples, and the kind of lighting that makes you feel like you’ve wandered into a candlelit brothel operated by Nosferatu. There’s a theatricality to it, but it never feels cheap. In fact, it’s probably one of the best-looking entries in the Hammer Dracula series. Sasdy knows how to use shadow like a scalpel and light like a whisper.

Now let’s talk about the blood. Oh, the blood. It doesn’t spurt so much as it glistens—like someone poured cabernet over a velvet chaise lounge. And while it’s not particularly realistic, it doesn’t need to be. This is Gothic horror, baby. The blood is supposed to be as stylized as Dracula’s dialogue and as thick as Victorian repression.

If there’s a flaw, it’s that Dracula himself feels like a mythic force rather than an active villain. But that’s sort of the point. Lee’s Dracula isn’t just a monster—he’s a metaphor for the consequences of denial, the shadow cast by hypocrisy. He doesn’t need to snarl and monologue. He just needs to be—a ghost in the velvet, a whisper in the liturgy.

And good God, the ending. It’s half spiritual reckoning, half psychedelic exorcism, and 100% Hammer. Dracula’s demise feels more symbolic than physical, like the exorcism of sin rather than the staking of a vampire. It’s not the fiery bang of Hollywood horror. It’s quieter, more poetic—a ghost dissipating into the same hypocrisy that birthed him.

Final Verdict:

“Taste the Blood of Dracula” is like sipping a cocktail made of guilt, satin, and clotted sin. It’s decadent. It’s haunting. It’s Hammer at its most operatic. Peter Sasdy directs with the precision of a dagger to the conscience, and Christopher Lee—despite his minimal role—looms over the film like a cathedral of malevolence.

It’s not just about vampires. It’s about rot behind the wallpaper. It’s about what happens when repression is dressed in moral robes and hypocrisy gets handed the church keys. It’s about tasting sin… and realizing it tastes like you.

And if that’s not worth 1000 words and a toast of fake blood, I don’t know what is.

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