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Heretic (2024) – Trading jump scares for psychological dread

Posted on May 14, 2025June 10, 2025 By admin No Comments on Heretic (2024) – Trading jump scares for psychological dread
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“Heretic” doesn’t give you the usual horror movie bullshit . This one crawls under your skin and lights a cigarette. It’s a slow dance of dread, like two acts of a stage play soaked in blueberry pie and Bible verses.

Two fresh-faced Mormon girls, all sunshine and scripture, go knocking on the wrong damn door. Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East play them like lambs to the slaughter. Hope in their eyes. God on their lips. But behind that door? Hell’s waiting in a cardigan.

Hugh Grant plays the devil this time — Mr. Reed. Not with horns or a pitchfork, but with a smirk that knows too much and a voice that cuts like glass. He’s the kind of man who offers you tea while he pulls the rug out from under your soul. He’s soft-spoken terror, that old-school type: polite, precise, and rotting on the inside. You don’t see the knife until it’s in your chest.

And you can’t help but be scared for the characters of Thatcher and East. They’re real. Thatcher burns slow, like a cigarette in a confession booth, all nervous fingers and eroding belief. And East? She’s the steel in the spine, soft-spoken but sharp when it counts, holding the thing together when the house stops being a house and starts chewing on their souls.

The whole movie feels like being locked in a room with your guilt and some lunatic who thinks he’s God’s favorite mistake. A maze of a house, a lot of  old carpet, a ticking clock, and dread so thick it chokes. The director doesn’t shout — he waits. Lets silence pull the teeth out one by one.

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But then the film starts talking too much. Starts thinking it’s smarter than it is. It lays down this lazy gospel — “all religion is control.” That’s the punchline. As if faith is just a leash and a lie. It’s an old horror trick — easy, loud, and a little cheap. Religion’s a bastard sometimes, yeah, but it’s also a bed for the broken. A crutch. A curse. A comfort. Depends who’s holding the book. The film forgets that. Slaps you with its message like an obnoxious atheist at a Christmas gathering.

Even so, the thing moves like a haunted metronome. The shadows creep right, the sound buzzes in your teeth, and even Hugh Grant chews scenery like he’s starving. There’s a point where he talks too long, starts sounding like every philosophy major who thinks quoting Nietzsche gets you laid. But the movie never loses its teeth. It sticks.

Final Round:
“Heretic” ain’t perfect. But it’s sharp, mean, and got enough guts to keep you locked in. The girls carry it — they bleed for it. And that’s more than I can say for most films trying to scare you with nothing but crosses and cliches. This one lingers. Like smoke. Like sin. Like something you almost believed in.

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