Some movies are misunderstood. Others are ahead of their time. And then there’s Killer Tongue — a film that feels like it was made on a dare by a group of sleep-deprived goths, a sentient fever dream, or possibly Satan himself after losing a bet to John Waters. Let’s not sugarcoat this: Killer Tongue is … Read More “🎬 Killer Tongue (1996): “When the Acid Trip Should’ve Stayed in the Lab”” »
Some movies are made to tell a story. Some are made to win Oscars. And then there’s Return to Two Moon Junction, which was apparently made because someone found a leftover supply of baby oil, silk sheets, and generic saxophone loops. This is the 1995 follow-up to Two Moon Junction, a late-‘80s slice of erotic … Read More “💋 Return to Two Moon Junction (1995) – “Welcome Back to the Swamp of Lust and Regret”” »
Some zombie movies want to scare you. Others want to gross you out. And then there’s Return of the Living Dead 3, which looks you straight in the eye and says, “Hey, what if reanimation was… kinda sexy?” Yeah. Buckle up. Directed by Brian Yuzna (of Society squelch-fame), ROTLD3 doesn’t really continue the brain-munching slapstick … Read More “🧟♀️ Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993) – “My Dead Girlfriend is a Goth Now”” »
🎬 Out for Blood (1992) – “Karate Man, Legal Man, Sad Man” Out for Blood is the kind of movie that feels like it was greenlit during a hangover. You can almost picture a producer saying, “Okay, so what if Death Wish had roundhouse kicks?” Then they tossed a few bucks at Don “The Dragon” … Read More “🎬 Out for Blood (1992) – “Karate Man, Legal Man, Sad Man”” »
You ever put on a fedora, light a cigarette, and think, “Man, I wish I were in a hard-boiled L.A. noir thriller”? Then you watch Mulholland Falls, and suddenly you’re glad you’re just sitting in sweatpants, wondering where two hours of your life just went. This movie wants to be L.A. Confidential before L.A. Confidential … Read More “🎬 Mulholland Falls (1996): “When Noir Has No Bite — Just a Bustline”” »
When Even Amanda Peterson Can’t Save You, You Know You’re in Trouble There’s a very specific kind of movie that feels like it was greenlit by accident, shot over a weekend, and edited by someone who learned the trade from VHS tracking tutorials. Fatal Charm is one of those movies. It’s like a Lifetime Original … Read More “Fatal Charm (1990): Jailhouse Crock Meets Teen Angst in a Dumpster Fire of a Thriller” »
A Cautionary Tale Wrapped in a Comedy Wrapped in Amanda Peterson’s Smile Back in 1987, America was swimming in teen comedies like it had no adult supervision. You couldn’t open a locker without knocking over a half-baked John Hughes clone. But Can’t Buy Me Love, somehow, pulled off the impossible: it dressed up in clichés, … Read More “Can’t Buy Me Love (1987): Geek Gets Girl, Loses Soul, Regains Dignity — All in Under 100 Minutes” »
The Curse and Crown of a Childhood Icon It is rare in Hollywood for an actor to have their career defined—and haunted—by a single role. Rarer still for that role to come at the age of 14. For Linda Blair, The Exorcist was both her coronation and her curse. Catapulted to global fame as the … Read More “Linda Blair: From Innocence to Infamy – A Cinematic Journey Through the Queen of Scream’s Filmography” »
Or: “A Whodunit Where the Real Crime is the Casting Director’s Choices” Let’s Not Pretend Either Sister Is “Better” The Better Sister, the latest prestige thriller trying to cash in on the Big Little Lies aesthetic of affluent people with messy secrets, lands somewhere between lukewarm and mildly irritating. Based on the novel by Alafair … Read More “The Better Sister: A Mediocre Mystery of Bad Vibes and Worse Haircuts” »
Or: “When You Mix Batman, The Phantom of the Opera, and a Blender Full of Nicotine” Who Is Darkman? And Why Is He So… Moist? Back in 1990, Darkman swooped into theaters wearing a trench coat, a fedora, and enough gauze to wrap a mummy convention. Directed by Sam Raimi before he became Spider-Man Sam … Read More “Darkman (1990): The Face-Changing, Rage-Fueled B-Movie That Couldn’t Quite Decide What It Was” »
