Skip to content

Poché Pictures

  • Movies
  • YouTube
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Home
  • Reviews
  • The Funeral Home

The Funeral Home

Posted on November 8, 2025 By admin No Comments on The Funeral Home
Reviews

The Funeral Home answers a question most horror movies are too cowardly to confront:

What if you not only live above a funeral parlor… but the house is also full of ghosts, a demon, unresolved family trauma, and Argentine passive-aggressiveness?

Somehow, writer/director Mauro Iván Ojeda turns that cursed cocktail into something oddly moving, quietly bleak, and darkly funny in the way only truly miserable families can be.


Welcome to the Worst Airbnb in Argentina

The setup is simple and gloriously awful:
Bernardo is an undertaker who lives with his wife Estela and teenage stepdaughter Irina in a house that doubles as a funeral home and also, you know, a supernatural traffic hub.

  • Ghosts have designated zones in the house like paranormal Wi-Fi extenders.

  • Bernardo and Irina are weirdly okay with this, because they think it’s their one shot to see beloved dead relatives.

  • Estela, meanwhile, is stuck between a jealous demon, a resentful husband, and her own crushing guilt. So, a normal marriage.

The haunting is not subtle. Things move. Shadows appear. There are rules about which hallway is safe and which doorway is casually full of entities. The yard looks like someplace you’d bury evidence, not pets.

And yet, everyone just keeps… living there. Like it’s mildly inconvenient that Hell leaks into the kitchen every Tuesday.

That’s one of the film’s best tricks: it doesn’t treat the supernatural as a shocking event. It treats it as another awful thing this family has decided to live with instead of confronting literally anything.

Relatable, honestly.


A Family Drama Wearing a Demon Suit

At its core, The Funeral Home isn’t just a ghost story; it’s a story about a family that’s already broken before the demon even clocks in.

  • Bernardo (Luis Machín) is a quiet, weary funeral director with the emotional availability of a closed casket. He clings to the paranormal because the living clearly aren’t working out for him.

  • Estela (Celeste Gerez) is brittle, angry, and exhausted—haunted less by ghosts than by the choices she made and the things she can’t change.

  • Irina (Camila Vaccarini) is stuck in the middle: a teenager who can’t do ballet because the house might literally eat her.

What makes it work is that the supernatural setup is just an exaggerated version of a very familiar pain:
This is a house where grief, resentment, and unspoken guilt have been fermenting for years. The demon is practically overqualified.

The film smartly uses the haunting as a metaphor without ever turning into a TED Talk about trauma. Instead, it lets you feel that sick, heavy atmosphere of a house where everyone is mad but nobody is actually talking about why.

Then it adds a cursed pact, an occult grandpa, and a demon that treats the family like a long-overdue subscription.


Salvador: Grandparent of the Year (from Hell)

Special shoutout to Salvador, Bernardo’s dead father, played by Hugo Arana in his final role.

In life, Salvador:

  • Dabbled in the occult

  • Got salty about being put in a nursing home

  • Summoned a demon to murder his daughter-in-law and granddaughter

So yes, he weaponized Hell out of spite. Somewhere in the underworld, demons are probably using him as a case study in initiative.

The movie doesn’t redeem him, and it shouldn’t. But Salvador’s presence—both literal and implied—gives the film a nasty edge. This isn’t “oops, the house is haunted by accident;” it’s deliberate, born out of human pettiness and old man rage.

That’s what makes the horror effective: the demon is terrifying, but it’s just finishing a job humans started.


Ghosts, Demons, and One Very Overworked Psychic

When Bernardo finally brings in a psychic named Ramona to cleanse the place, you can feel the movie smirking.

Ramona walks into the house like a professional trying to fix a disaster that really needs a wrecking ball and a priest, not sage and chanting.

The cleansing attempt quickly turns into:

  • A crash course in Salvador’s beef with Estela

  • A revelation that the demon doesn’t do half-measures

  • A supernatural escalation that basically says, “Oh, you wanted closure? That’s adorable.”

Ramona’s involvement does something clever: it lays the whole mess bare. The pact, the demon, the reason the house is so aggressively cursed—it’s all rooted in family choices. Horrible, irrational, selfish choices, sure, but human ones.

By the time the demon starts using Irina’s grandmother as a murder-puppet, you’ve already seen just how long this fuse has been burning.


Irina: Final Girl in a Funeral Home

Irina could’ve easily been written as a generic sulky teen, but she isn’t. She’s perceptive, wounded, and more emotionally present than any adult in the building, which is probably why the demon has her circled in red.

Her arc is surprisingly touching:

  • She wants to dance.

  • The house won’t let her.

  • When the demon finally gets its due, it leaves her a ballet outfit like a consolation prize from Satan.

The final scenes—Irina dancing in the outfit, performing for the ghosts of her family—are morbid, tender, and deeply messed up in the best possible way. On paper, that sounds absurd. On screen, it works.

It’s as if the movie shrugs and says, “Look, she didn’t get a normal childhood. Here’s the apocalypse version of a recital.”

It’s weirdly beautiful, and also completely bleak.


The Horror: Slow Burn, Heavy Atmosphere, No Jump-Scare Discounts

If you’re expecting loud, flashy American-style hauntings, The Funeral Home feels more like being slowly smothered with a black veil.

The film leans on:

  • Long, oppressive shadows

  • Disturbing little glimpses instead of showy monsters

  • A sense that the house itself has given up on pretending to be safe

When the demon does show itself more directly, it’s used sparingly and at the right moments. The real horror isn’t just “boo!” terror—it’s:

  • Watching a grandmother become a meat puppet

  • Discovering bodies as if they’ve always belonged there

  • Feeling the inevitability of the pact finally coming due

And beneath it all, there’s this twisted, deadpan irony:

If Bernardo had spent half as much effort on his living family as he did on spirits and rituals, none of this would’ve happened.


Morbid Heart, Beating Strong

What makes The Funeral Home genuinely good—and not just “decent for a small indie”—is that it cares about its characters.

Nobody is just a jump-scare delivery system. Estela’s bitterness, Bernardo’s obsessions, Irina’s longing, Salvador’s cruelty—they all feed into the supernatural mess in ways that feel organic and tragic.

Even the ending refuses to give you the cheap comfort of a clean resolution:

  • The demon’s pact ends at dawn.

  • The family is dead.

  • Irina’s alive… but alone with ghosts and grief, dancing for the dead in the costume Hell left her.

Is it hopeful? Not exactly.
Is it memorable? Oh yes.


Final Thoughts: Death, Demons, and Domestic Disasters

The Funeral Home is not a loud movie, but it sticks with you like the smell of embalming fluid and bad decisions.

It’s:

  • A haunted house film that actually feels haunted

  • A family drama where the real curse is unresolved resentment

  • A horror story that manages to be tragic, creepy, and morbidly funny in that “if I don’t laugh, I’ll cry” way

If you’ve ever thought, “What if Hereditary took place in a funeral home with more ghosts and slightly less decapitation?” this is absolutely your thing.

Just… maybe don’t watch it if your grandparents were big on “old traditions” and mysterious locked rooms.


Post Views: 190

Post navigation

❮ Previous Post: Fantasy Island
Next Post: Ghost Stories (2020) Four auteurs, zero real scares ❯

You may also like

Reviews
The Headless Eyes (1971) “An eye for an eye? This film takes that literally—then gouges out your patience.”
August 4, 2025
Reviews
Dead End (2003): A Road Trip Straight to Hell, and Somehow It’s Delightful
September 22, 2025
Reviews
True Colors (1991): When Ambition Met Boredom and They Both Died Inside
June 28, 2025
Reviews
Apparitional (2013): Ghosts, Chains, and Poor Career Choices
October 19, 2025

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Dark. Raw. Unfiltered. Independent horror for the real ones. $12.99/month.

CLICK HERE TO BROWSE THE FILMS

Recent Posts

  • Traci Lords – The Girl Who Wouldn’t Stay Buried
  • Rhonda Fleming — The Queen of Technicolor
  • Ethel Fleming — The Surf Girl Who Wouldn’t Drown
  • Alice Fleming — Grandeur in the Margins of the Frame
  • Maureen Flannigan — The Girl Who Could Freeze Time and Then Kept Moving

Categories

  • Behind The Scenes
  • Character Actors
  • Death Wishes
  • Follow The White Rabbit
  • Here Lies Bud
  • Hollywood "News"
  • Movies
  • Old Time Wrestlers
  • Philosophy & Poetry
  • Present Day Wrestlers (Male)
  • Pro Wrestling History & News
  • Reviews
  • Scream Queens & Their Directors
  • Uncategorized
  • Women's Wrestling
  • Wrestling News
  • Zap aka The Wicked
  • Zoe Dies In The End
  • Zombie Chicks

Copyright © 2025 Poché Pictures. Image Disclaimer: Some images on this website may be AI-generated artistic interpretations used for editorial purposes. Real photographs taken by Poche Pictures or collaborating photographers are clearly identifiable and used with permission.

Theme: Oceanly News Dark by ScriptsTown