Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Maggot There’s a certain sect of horror fans—usually guys who wear faded Cannibal Holocaust shirts and talk too much about vinegar syndrome—who will tell you that Lucio Fulci’s Zombie is one of the greatest undead films ever made. A sweaty, squirming, maggot-filled masterpiece. They’ll say … Read More “Zombie (1979) – Lucio Fulci’s Rotting Masterpiece (Of Boredom)” »
Where Summer Camp Fun Meets Garden Shear Carnage Let’s just say this upfront: The Burning is not a great slasher. But it’s not bad either. It’s like the third hot dog at a cookout—kind of unnecessary, but you eat it anyway because you’ve already committed to the calories. Released in 1981 during the post-Friday the … Read More “The Burning (1981) – Cropsy’s Cutlery Clinic” »
The Man Behind the Maniac If you’re a fan of cult horror and gritty crime thrillers, chances are you’ve crossed paths with the chaotic, blood-splattered celluloid of William Lustig. He’s the man behind Maniac (1980), the Maniac Cop series, and the founder of Blue Underground, a label that has lovingly restored and redistributed some of … Read More “William Lustig: Blood, Grit, and Grindhouse Glory” »
Uncle Sam is what happens when you give a horror director a six-pack of Budweiser, a stack of fireworks, and a copy of the U.S. Constitution with blood smeared on it. Directed by William Lustig — yes, the same guy who gave us the cult sleaze of Maniac and Maniac Cop — this holiday horror … Read More “Uncle Sam (1996): Red, White, and Boo” »
Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat — if you name your movie The Expert, you’re setting the bar high. You’re promising precision, danger, maybe a little swagger. You’re telling the audience, “Hey, this guy knows what the hell he’s doing.” And then you cast Jeff Speakman. Who, bless his clenched jaw and … Read More “The Expert (1995): A Black Belt in Boredom” »
By the time Maniac Cop 3 rolls around, it feels less like a sequel and more like the death rattle of a B-movie franchise that ran out of brain cells, bullets, and reasons to exist. The title says “Badge of Silence,” but they should’ve gone with “Badge of Sluggish Ennui” or maybe “Weekend at Cordell’s.” … Read More “Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1993) — Coughing Up the Badge One Last Time” »
You ever wake up in a fever dream, sweating bourbon and regret, and think, “I want to watch a movie where a zombie police officer teams up with a serial killer and then lights a strip club on fire”? Well, Maniac Cop 2 has got you covered. Unfortunately, it also wraps that lunacy in a … Read More “Maniac Cop 2 (1990): Badge of Nonsense” »
There are cop thrillers that sizzle, and then there are cop thrillers that fizzle. Relentless falls face-first into the latter — a film that tries to strike fear into your heart but ends up giving you mild déjà vu and a craving for something better. It’s the cinematic equivalent of reheated chili: vaguely familiar, questionably … Read More “Relentless (1989): The Only Thing Relentless Is the Cliché” »
There’s a special place in the VHS bargain bin for movies like Hit List — a place where action movies go to die, surrounded by sun-faded copies of Gymkata and Red Scorpion. Directed by William Lustig, the man behind cult slashers like Maniac Cop, this one somehow manages to be both overcooked and underwhelming, like … Read More “Hit List (1989): Who Approved This List?” »
In the late 1980s, America was terrified of two things: violent crime and the rising price of hairspray. Somewhere between Reaganomics and Satanic Panic came Maniac Cop, a greasy, pulpy slasher that dared to ask the question: what if your local beat cop was also a seven-foot-tall undead psycho with a vendetta? The answer, it … Read More “Maniac Cop (1988): Protect and Sever” »
